• nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

make-em-mad:

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAH SO ME

Why not fall in love?

wrote Anonymous

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

– H